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Saturday, January 21, 2006

I'm Addicted to Scent

Anonymous said...

Dear Aunties

Some would say I have an addictive personality - and it shifts all the time. It used to be bad for you stuff - drink, drugs and anonymous dirty sex - but now, with the tiresome onslaught of early middle age it has stabilised into things far less outre but nonetheless financially draining.

For two years, it was plants. The garden now is bursting at the seams. And now it's scents. Hidden away from my darling are all manner of perfumes and potions - I have over 40 bottles and trawl Ebay every day for others.

I'm happy, in love, content, and have no real self-esteem issues. Should I be worried?

Yours
Sweetsmelling of Cheam

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you have any idea why you get obsessed with various things? A counselor might tell you that you lack something in your life that you are trying to substitute with plants, scents, etc. Perhaps if you could figure out why you do it - you would be able to stop.

2:22 AM  
Blogger Fuckkit said...

Ah let it be. It's not like you're on smack is it? :)

3:21 PM  

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